Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.

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Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.

Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
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young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man
god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

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BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you.
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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