sms-freesms-smsjokes Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with. Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
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young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man
god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
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BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
sms-freesms-smsjokes Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you.
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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sms-free sms-love sms If u open my heart,
If u open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True loves are hard to find so I kept you .By Uzzal
sms-free sms-love sms ROSES AER RED
ROSES AER RED,RED IS BLOOD,BLOOD FOR HEART,HEART FOR YOU,YOU FOR ME BY Asif
sms-free sms-love sms In my life I learned how 2 love
In my life I learned how 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn't learn how.. 2 stop remembering u. By ikram marwat
sms-free sms-love sms Smshava.blogspot.com I MAY NOT BE A CLOCK THAT MAY
I MAY NOT BE A CLOCK THAT MAY TEXT YOU 24HRS A DAY BUT MY HEART WILL BE LIKE A CLOCK THAT WILL NOT STOP CARING & SAYING U R ALWAYS REMEMBERED. TAKE CARe. By ikram marwat
I Opened an account 4U
sms-free sms-love sms I Opened an account 4U at the Universal Bank of God's Blessings & deposited 365 days full of of Love, Faith, Joy & Fulfilment ...! Enjoy withdrawing them. By Lolli Bollin
sms-free sms-love sms and 1 thing I know 4 sure is dat,
...and 1 thing I know 4 sure is dat, out of all things we give & receive; the gift of love is the 1 dat keeps humans alive...so being in love is good for your health! By Musawakhe
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sms-free sms-love sms Heres a little hug for you To make you smile
Heres a little hug for you To make you smile when youre blue, To make you happy if youre sad, To let you know life aint so bad!
sms-free sms-love sms Close ur eyes ....,Relax ur body.
Close ur eyes ....,Relax ur body.... and stop breathing as long as U can...Now breath...I miss u as much as u missed the air....
sms-free sms-love sms Smshava.blogspot.com If a smile could be a rain drop
If a smile could be a rain drop i would wish that it keeps raining throughout ur life so that there may be no place for tears in ur life.
sms-free sms-love sms V smile at whom V Like,
V smile at whom V Like,
V cry for whom V care,
V laugh with whom we enjoy,
and V become angry with whom we feel is our own...
That's Friendship...
That's Love...
sms-free sms-love sms The smallest word is I,
The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. thats why I Love You :)
sms-free sms-love sms If U like me ya hate me
If U like me ya hate me both is advantageous & beneficial to me!!!Bcoz if u like me Ill be in ur heart & if U hate me Ill be in ur mind....
sms-free sms-love sms To meet & depart is the way of life,
To meet & depart is the way of life,But to depart & meet is the hope of life.We meet to create memories,But we depart to preserve it....
sms-free sms-love sms Love till it hurts & when it hurts, love some more.
Love till it hurts & when it hurts, love some more.
And when it hurts some more, love even more...
And when it hurts even more, love till it hurts no more.!! By Uzzal
sms-free sms-love sms If in the dark... we lose sight of love
If in the dark... we lose sight of love.. hold my hand & have no fear.. we'll be together, I will be here. By Uzzal
sms-free sms-love sms Smshava.blogspot.com I cant hear u, i cant see u,i cant hold u,
I cant hear u, i cant see u,i cant hold u,but i really do miss u, Happy Valentines day, my best friend. By Sana
sms-free sms-love sms Its here... the day to celebrate love,
Its here... the day to celebrate love, yes its valentines day,u were mine, u r mine and i m sure that u ll remain mine for rest of my life.Happy Valentine's day. By Shumaila
sms-free sms-love sms
WHEN NITES R LONG
WHEN NITES R LONG AND FRENS R FEW...I SIT ALONE N THINK OF YA...WITH LOVELY HEART AND SILENT TEAR...ALL I WISH IS U TO BE HERE...miss ya..!!!
sms-free sms-love sms Life without ur sms is tea w/o sugar
Life without ur sms is tea w/o sugar, coffee w/o milk, bread w/o butter, Salard w/o onion, Candy w/o cream, Chicken w/o spice, Icecream w/o ice ME w/o U!
sms-free sms-love sms if 100 moments of happiness u have
if 100 moments of happiness u have 1 of them is the result of my prayers if four eyes r watching u with love 2 of them r my eyes if no 1 cares u then it means that i,m not in this world
If you live to be a hundred
If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
sms-free sms-love sms Roses of red grow in my heart
Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
sms-free sms-love sms No matter how sad, no matter how sick
No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... but i'm happier each time i send you a message 'coz i know i'll be DISTURBING YOU! By Uzzal
sms-free sms-love sms A DOCTOR can save my life
A DOCTOR can save my life. A LAWYER can defend my life. A SOLDIER can give me a peaceful life. But only You can give me a MEANINGFUL LIFE. By Uzzal
sms-free sms-love sms There's a love that only u can give,
There's a love that only u can give,
A smile that only your lips can show,
A twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes,
& a life of mine that u alone can complete. By Uzzal
sms-free sms-love sms l is a simple line,
l is a simple line,
l stand for L or I,
if l is L
l stand for life,love, like lonely etc.
if l is I,l stand only I, but by combining two "ll" with their core hearts induce "H"
So by combing core hearts of I induce H with reflection of whole I.By Mrs. Humaira Irfan
sms-free sms-love sms Love not one, Love not two Love the one who loves u true,
Love not one, Love not two Love the one who loves u true,
Love not three, Love not four Love the one who loves u more.
Love not five, Love not six Love the one who really sticks,
Love not seven, Love not eight Love the one who really waits... By Uzzal
sms-free sms-love sms This Love is LOve
This Love is LOve the Love best Love way Love to Love say Love to Love U Love that Love I Love Miss Love U Love, read it again widout word Love.!
What's wrong with your mobile
Hello! What's wrong with your mobile Tried so many times but it says"The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart"!!
sms-free sms-love sms Love is like a bird,
Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies, if u hold it slightly , it flies, plz take good care of it.. DOn't Luv 1, don't Luv2, but Luv 1 who Luvs u!
sms-free sms-love sms Take my eyes but let me see U
Take my eyes but let me see U...Take my mind but let me Think about U...Take my Hand but let me Touch U...But don't try to take my Heart coz its already with U....
sms-free sms-love sms My eyes Miss U, My Feeling Love U,
My eyes Miss U, My Feeling Love U, My hand Need U, My Mind Call U, My heart just 4 U. I will Die without U, Bcoz I Love U.
sms-free sms-love sms Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY? F=father A=and M=mother I=i L=love Y=you
sms-free sms-love sms Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But i hope my simple MSG makes u smile!
sms-free sms-love sms I love the way you make me happy
I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there. By Uzzal
Smshava.blogspot.com If u r in a dark room,
If u r in a dark room,
U find blood everywhere and
wals r shaking
dont worry friend...................
u r at the safest place
u r in my heart JANU GEEEEEEEEEEE by Rozia
sms-free sms-love sms We cannot be together,
We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You're always in my heart. By Uzzal
sms-free sms-love sms How do i love you?
How do i love you?
i really cannot tell,
for it is a pain
like no known ache,
a pain with which i would not part,
for i treasure life
and life is my heart,
and my heart is you... By aarbj_ch
sms-free sms-love sms certain people touch your heart
certain people touch your heart and u can't stop thinking about them, that is the kind of person u are .........absent yet so near, simple yet worthy. that you should know!!!By Tipa Aby
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You can fall from a mountain,
You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.
Smshava.blogspot.com Ive got ur bak & uve got mine
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my love & my bestfriend By Ikram Marwat
sms-free sms-love sms Uve won my love now I l
Uve won my love now I love u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none! By Ikram Marwat
sms-free sms-love sms Accidents do happen.i slip-
Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u By Ikram Marwat
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What if? Cupid ruled d world
What if? Cupid ruled d world and Valentine was d prince of Cupids' kingdom...I think evry day would be a Valentines Day! Dat means evry day is another chance 2 show our loved ones tender lovin care in a special way! By Musawakhe
sms-free sms-love sms "HOW 2 SAY "I LUV U" IN GUJRATI"
"HOW 2 SAY "I LUV U" IN GUJRATI"
"HOON THUNAY PREM KAROO CHOO" By Isha
sms-free sms-love sms I luv my eyes when u look into them;
I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it. By Uzzal
Smshava.blogspot.com Lonely? no, how can I be lo
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you By Ikram Marwat
sms-free sms-love sms They learned me that one hours
They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever! By Ikram Marwat
sms-free sms-love sms Far away from here, totally i
Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Where ever you go or when, you will always be near me. By Ikram Marwat
sms-free sms-love sms a sweet little rabbit
(_/)
(=.=)
(")(")
a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses... By Ikram Marwat
sms-free sms-love sms If a raindrop would mean ..
If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would rain all day ! By Ikram Marwat
sms-free sms-love sms Ull always be mine 4 now &
Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always love u! By Ikram Marwat
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In the morning I do not eat
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
sms-free sms-love sms I would like to be a tear
I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
sms-free sms-love sms It must have been a rainy day
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!
sms-free sms-love sms 3 words made my heart beat faster
3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
sms-free sms-love sms To the whole world you are somebody
To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world
sms-free sms-love sms how can I be lonely
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
sms-free sms-love sms Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
sms-free sms-love sms If I would get a rose for every
If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you By Ikram Marwat
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sms-free sms-love sms First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
sms-free sms-love sms If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
sms-free sms-love sms I love all the stars in the sky,
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
sms-free sms-love sms
postman said it was too big !!!!!
I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
sms-free sms-love sms If the people we love are stolen away
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
sms-free sms-love sms the hardest thing in life
the hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else
sms-free sms-love sms Push down if you miss me
Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too
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sms-free sms-love sms Smshava.blogspot.com WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND
WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND OF SORROW.O FOR OCEAN OF TERAS. V FOR VELLEY OF DEATH. E FOR END OF LIFE.MISS U ALL TIME By Irfan Khalid
sms-free sms-love sms today a few drops of blood
today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was "There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out. By shehran ayub
sms-free sms-love sms L is for lust
L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love By fortuneteller91
sms-free sms-love sms Love is just like life
Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving By Arsh
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Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful
sms-free sms-love sms Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me
sms-free sms-love sms When You give your heart
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.
sms-free sms-love sms Write on Bricks
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
sms-free sms-love sms Smshava.blogspot.com If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
sms-free sms-love sms I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
I have liked many but loved
I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u. By Ikram Marwat
sms-free sms-love sms Sometimes My eyes get jealouse
Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
sms-free sms-love sms You Know Why?Bcoz.....You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES. By Waseem
sms-free sms-love sms uv been called b4 cupids
uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead? By Ikram Marwat
sms-free sms-love sms I love so much my heart is sure
I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face, no one will ever take your place By Ikram Marwat
sms-free sms-love sms Ur only mine wen i dream.wen
Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u! By Ikram Marwat
sms-free sms-love sms I believe that God above
I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best! By Ikram Marwat
sms-free sms-love sms Girl ur clever girl ur smart.
Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine! By Ikram Marwat
Love is sweet poison
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
sms-free sms-love sms You are like the sunshine
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!
sms-free sms-love sms circles go on forever
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever
sms-free sms-love sms L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows
L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....
sms-free sms-love sms You must be a good runner
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
sms-free sms-love sms can I have "U"?
I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?
sms-free sms-love sms you are the only one for me?
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?
sms-free sms-love sms Love is like a golden chain t
Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever! By Ikram Marwat
sms-free sms-love sms sweet as a rose bud bright
sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1 By Ikram Marwat
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sms-free sms-love sms I am out of words, its seems
I am out of words, its seems as if my word bank have gone bankrupt. I cant find d word dat says I luv u more than nothing but much! I luv U
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I am in hospital now
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
sms-free sms-love sms if you fall in love there is no hope
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope
sms-free sms-love sms If U delete this message
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
sms-free sms-love sms Do you believe in love at first sight
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
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Smshava.blogspot.com Ur thinks is my breath
Ur feels become my beating
Ur breath pour in me spirit
Ur whispering awaken my whole body
Ur sight feels objective of my life
U r as much important as I
sms-free sms-love sms I can't imagine I can't explain,
I only Love u forever By Humaira Irfan
sms-free sms-love sms If there ever comes a day when
If there ever comes a day when we cannot be together,
Just know that you are in my heart.
You will be in there forever! By Uzzal
sms-free sms-love sms You are always my Ms. World.
You are always my Ms. World.
Your loving face..
No one will ever take your place!! By Uzzal
sms-free sms-love sms Smshava.blogspot.com Sometimes your joy is source of your smile,
Sometimes your joy is source of your smile,
But sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy..
But every time you are with me..
I will be joy always. By Uzzal
sms-free sms-love sms i always wanted to prove my love
i always wanted to prove my love to u but i couldnt coz i couldnt found ant higest word to imagine my love to u so i want to die and ask god to give me a world that no one has said then i will come to ur dream and say
sms-free sms-love sms Smshava.blogspot.com Some people have nice eyes,
Some people have nice eyes, Some have nice smiles & others have nice faces.. But You have all of them with a nice HEART…
sms-free sms-love sms I liked lots of people n missed very few
I liked lots of people n missed very few, but no one has been as special as u! I'd stand n wait in the world's longest que just for pleasure of being with u!
sms-free sms-love sms Do u know abt d things which live after death?
Do u know abt d things which live after death??Eyes- 31mins,Brain - 10 mins,legs - 4 hrs,Skin - 5 days,Heart - 10 mins,Bones - 30 days,LOVE - FOREVER
sms-free sms-love sms How 2 fall in love:
How 2 fall in love: 1. fall but dnt stumble; 2. b consistnt nt persistnt; 3. understnd but dnt demand; 4. share & nevr b unfair; 5. Hurt but never keep d pain.
sms-free sms-love sms What's Ur important for me?
What's Ur important for me?
sms-free sms-love sms
Forgettin you is hard to do
Forgettin you is hard to do,forgettin me is up to you,forget me not forget me never,forget this message but not the sender.
sms-free sms-love sms The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
You
you
You
you!
Yoouu!
& the winner is
Me!
Coz I have you!!!"
sms-free sms-love sms Smshava.blogspot.com Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,
Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,That's why I am thankful God,coz when he painted my life he included a lovely color that is U..!!.!!.
sms-free sms-love sms Dere's no Special reason for dis msg,
Dere's no Special reason for dis msg,
sms-free sms-love sms I juz want 2 steal a single moment out of ur busy life and hope I can make u smile n say...
Someone remembers u
sms-free sms-love sms Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
sms-free sms-love sms H: How r u?
E: Everything all right?
L: Like to c u.
L: Love 2 hear from u
O: Obviouslly miss u...
