Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.

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Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

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Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’

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1980 Girls: maa mei jeans pehanungi
Maa : nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 Girls: maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

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