Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud
Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every
day.
sms-free sms-i miss u sms
What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel
when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not
around us. I Miss U!
sms-free sms-i miss u sms
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my
msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u
time to Miss me.
sms-free sms-i miss u sms
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them
knowing you can't have them.
sms-free sms-i miss u sms
There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single
moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.
sms-free sms-i miss u sms
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them
knowing you can't have them.
sms-free sms-i miss u sms
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a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: tayyab
sms-free sms-sardar sms
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sms-free sms-sardar sms teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
sms-free sms-sardar sms Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.Sonum.
sms-free sms-sardar sms Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
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Full Name: Sonum
sms-free sms-sardar sms SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO.03045239071
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Full Name: BABLOO
sms-free sms-sardar sms Smshava.blogspot.com interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: mumo
sms-free sms-sardar sms sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.
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Full Name: shirya
sms-free sms-sardar sms
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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Full Name: zubair
sms-free sms-sardar sms Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
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Full Name: SMS KING
sms-free sms-sardar sms How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday
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Full Name: Waqar
sms-free sms-sardar sms Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
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Full Name: Waqar
sms-free sms-sardar sms Smshava.blogspot.com
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sardar: B.Com final year"
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
sms-free sms-sardar sms A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
sms-free sms-sardar sms Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.Sonum.
sms-free sms-sardar sms Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
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Full Name: Sonum
sms-free sms-sardar sms SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO.03045239071
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Full Name: BABLOO
sms-free sms-sardar sms interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: mumo
sms-free sms-sardar sms sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.
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Full Name: shirya
Smshava.blogspot.com sms-free sms-sardar sms a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: tayyab
sms-free sms-sardar sms
sms-free sms-sardar sms How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday
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Full Name: Waqar
sms-free sms-sardar sms Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
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Full Name: Waqar
sms-free sms-sardar sms
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sardar: B.Com final year"
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
sms-free sms-sardar sms
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
sms-free sms-sardar sms
Smshava.blogspot.com teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
sms-free sms-sardar sms ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the hamid ali
A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid".
Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid" Osman
sms-free sms-sardar sms Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:)hamid ali
sms-free sms-sardar sms
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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Full Name: zubair
sms-free sms-sardar sms Smshava.blogspot.com Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
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Full Name: SMS KING
sms-free sms-sardar sms Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 kina
sms-free sms-sardar sms sardar. to his friend:yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay
friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai sadif
sms-free sms-sardar sms What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. Osman
sms-free sms-sardar sms Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte dog
Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA dog
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2sardars go for a drive. . . . OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . . sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..dog
sms-free sms-sardar sms Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love.NeErAj BagDiYa
sms-free sms-sardar sms Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....Osman
sms-free sms-sardar sms A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigateOsman
sms-free sms-sardar sms Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi.Osman
sms-free sms-sardar sms Smshava.blogspot.com Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was
wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ?Osman
sms-free sms-sardar sms in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..Indrajeet K
sms-free sms-sardar sms Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney. kina
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.roshan
sms-free sms-sardar sms Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR roshan
sms-free sms-sardar sms Smshava.blogspot.com Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge nikki
sms-free sms-sardar sms Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche marriam
sms-free sms-sardar sms A sardarji Doctor falls in Love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....subs
sms-free sms-sardar sms Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service Osman
sms-freesms-smsjokes
U r walkin in road. Grls r lookin at u & u r smiling smartly 2 them. U don't care any1. but OPPS u just 4got 2 close ur PANTS CHAIN again & have no underware!
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Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,
Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain,
Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain.
---
sender noor /swat
sms-freesms-smsjokes Boy say 2girl "agar may tumhary brest daba kar bag jao to tum kya socho gee||?"
girl
"to may socho gee ke aik pagal go poore car chala sakta tha sirf horan daba kar bag geya |" hahahahah
---
sender fami
sms-freesms-smsjokes Kafi americans chand per poanch gay han. Listen. apnay mehbooba ko
chand mat kehna werna 3,4 log aus per be char jain gay. :-)
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sms-freesms-smsjokes
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Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love
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sms-freesms-smsjokes
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teacher sabse garam chez kia he
stud: jalta howa bulb
tech: shabash woh kese
stud: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi
---sender faisal sameer
sms-freesms-smsjokes aij jamadarnee ko aik condume mil gayia too malikan kee pass lee kar gayee our poocha yee kia hay? malikan kia ap loog sex nahee karteee ? jamadarnee kartee hay leeken etna bb nahee kee khool uttar jayeee
---sender mohammad arafat afridi bara wala
sms-freesms-smsjokes Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn't mean you start fucking here.
---sender goher
What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him? tu karate me marathe.
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sms-freesms-smsjokes
Smshava.blogspot.com Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
---
sender Kalim
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
---sender vishal
sms-freesms-smsjokes
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
studnt: WOW!
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sms-freesms-smsjokes
1 man asked to other
a man died to drinking a milk, Tell me y this happen ?
other man replied,
it would poissionus milk .
the man said no ,
then again he replied,
the milk was'nt diggeust.
man again said no..............
ok
lett i tell u "abay yaar bhains us per baith gai thi"
---sender naz
sms-freesms-smsjokes
Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!
---sender Anusheel Jauhari
sms-freesms-smsjokes
EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCTER SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA HAI".COND:"HA EK ADMEE KEE".SAWAREE:"LEKEN MERE PASS DO LADIES B HAI".COND:"TUM BETOO MAI LADIES KO OPPER BAND LOANGA"
INAYAT
sms-freesms-smsjokes
one day three men walk 2 de bar they serve them they start with the first one what ul like sir he said jack daniel singl,the other one said jonny walker single soccer player said siyabonga nomvete married
---sender bluewz
sms-freesms-smsjokes Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over. Pls change ur underweartodayand enjoy mega 1 year validity
---sender rakesh
sms-freesms-smsjokes
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning!
---sender Irfan Sunpal
sms-freesms-smsjokes girls.doctor mai apne jub hi kaprey otarti ho tu mujeh boht uljhan hoti hai kiya aap kw pass is ka elaaj hai
doctor.yes mai light off karat ho tum kaprey uttaro.
girl.yes doctor mai ne kaprey uttar diye hai per esse kaha rakho.
doctor. yaha tabel per jaha mere rakhey hoi hai.
--- sms-freesms-smsjokes
sender ehssan
World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
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sms-freesms-smsjokes
There are three wonders of a woman
01. Give milk without eating grass
02. Get wet without water
03. Bleed for a week without going to die
-----Ferarry Pothik
--- sms-freesms-smsjokes
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
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sms-freesms-smsjokes
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Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!
sms-freesms-smsjokes
Three Ways of fast Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women
sms-freesms-smsjokes
. Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... IMMI.
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sms-freesms-smsjokes
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto
ke samne chaddi mat utarna.
Basanti: Viru dar mat maine
chaddi pahni hi nahi hai...
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sms-freesms-smsjokes
a sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note, u don't know how many have handled it but u still want 2 have it.
---
sender aadi
Wife mean
w-who
i-is
f- for
e- enjoyment
and husband mean
h-how
u- u
s- serve
b- batter
a- and
n- nice
d- darling
---sender saqi
sms-freesms-smsjokes
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Mother to Teenage Daughter
Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?".
sms-freesms-smsjokes what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S
what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night............
sms-freesms-smsjokes Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
sms-freesms-smsjokes Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!
sms-freesms-smsjokes Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...(In Hindi)
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!
sms-freesms-smsjokes After a quarrel, a husband said
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."
sms-freesms-smsjokes Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?(In Hindi)
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
Smshava.blogspot.com sms-freesms-smsjokes
My wife ran away with my best friend.
My wife ran away with my best friend.
To tell you the truth, I really miss him.
sms-freesms-smsjokes Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,everythings f~cked
sms-freesms-smsjokes What do you call a wife who is sexy,
What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour!
sms-freesms-smsjokes Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
sms-freesms-smsjokes WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.
sms-freesms-smsjokes Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend
Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend go out with other guys.
sms-freesms-smsjokes A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
sms-freesms-smsjokes '' Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?''
So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!''
sms-freesms-smsjokes A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools
sms-freesms-smsjokes lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist
she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed
sms-freesms-smsjokes Smshava.blogspot.com
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa afte
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing. By Kalsoom
sms-freesms-smsjokes Girls are like roads
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are. By Rock
sms-freesms-smsjokes Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES(In Urdu)
Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI.By Baasha
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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
sms-freesms-smsjokes Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum (In URDU)
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
sms-freesms-smsjokes Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
sms-freesms-smsjokes Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
sms-freesms-smsjokes Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
Smshava.blogspot.com sms-freesms-smsjokes Laloo bada chalak hai (in URDU)
Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he...
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..
sms-freesms-smsjokes Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
sms-freesms-smsjokes AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
sms-freesms-smsjokes at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
sms-freesms-smsjokes 2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! By Baasha
sms-freesms-smsjokes Once a chunti saw a dali (IN URDU)
Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy .By Naila
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Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll
After mariage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll
After 2 Years only Doll
& After 3 Years panaDoll
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aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha"is mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon.wife ne jawab diya "app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley,hisaab bhej rahi hoon.1.doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan giya 2.teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,3.sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana isliye 9 deni pari.4makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay.app fiker nahi kerna,mere pass abhi lag bhag 30,40 kiss or hain.MAHINA ARAM SE KAT JAEY GA
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a childhad never seen his hips once his teacher beat with ruler n his hips...he was very angry he came bacand saw his hips in the mirror n said:
(KAMEENE NE DO TUKREY KAR DIYe)
minal
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sender minnie
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Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
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sender Irfan Sunpal
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Life is like a P--nIS. Sometimes up somtms down, smtms hard smtms soft, smtms small smtms big, smtmms in smtms out. So enjoy da PE-iS....OOOps, I mean life.
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sender Khanyi
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Q:What is the differe nce between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
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sms-freesms-smsjokes Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with. Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
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young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man
god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
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BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
sms-freesms-smsjokes Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you.
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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