When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition
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GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,WIFE IS FOR SON, GIRL FRIEND IS NIGHT PARTNER,WIFE IS LIFE PARTNER, GIRL FRIEND IS TOOTY FRUITY WHILE WIFE IS QISMATH POOTI
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sender: HAROON
Teacher: tumhari abhi pitae karti ho nakhoon(nails) q nahee katay?
Student: M,m,m,m,miss ma to subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai k rastay ma he nails bar jatay hai
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sender: Azeem
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note mama'
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sender: dk verma
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
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sender: AARaja
