A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" sender
Sardar: B.Com final year"
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sender Irfan Sunpal

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A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
sender Irfan Sunpal

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teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
sender Irfan Sunpal

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Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.Sonum.03204186155.

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Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
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sender Sonum
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