Tuesday, January 22, 2008

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die
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Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday
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Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
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