Sardar: Will u merry

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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Full Name: zubair

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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
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Full Name: SMS KING

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How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday
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Full Name: Waqar

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Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
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Full Name: Waqar

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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sardar: B.Com final year"
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal

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A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal