Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
---sender vishal
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Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
studnt: WOW!
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1 man asked to other
a man died to drinking a milk, Tell me y this happen ?
other man replied,
it would poissionus milk .
the man said no ,
then again he replied,
the milk was'nt diggeust.
man again said no..............
ok
lett i tell u "abay yaar bhains us per baith gai thi"
---sender naz
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Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!
---sender Anusheel Jauhari
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EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCTER SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA HAI".COND:"HA EK ADMEE KEE".SAWAREE:"LEKEN MERE PASS DO LADIES B HAI".COND:"TUM BETOO MAI LADIES KO OPPER BAND LOANGA"
INAYAT
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one day three men walk 2 de bar they serve them they start with the first one what ul like sir he said jack daniel singl,the other one said jonny walker single soccer player said siyabonga nomvete married
---sender bluewz
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---sender rakesh
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