How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?

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How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday
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Full Name: Waqar

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Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
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Full Name: Waqar

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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sardar: B.Com final year"
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal

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A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal

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teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal