My wife ran away with my best friend.
To tell you the truth, I really miss him.
Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,everythings f~cked
What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour!
Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.
Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend go out with other guys.
A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!''
A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools
she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed
