The guy says thanks for the warning!
---sender Irfan Sunpal
doctor.yes mai light off karat ho tum kaprey uttaro.
girl.yes doctor mai ne kaprey uttar diye hai per esse kaha rakho.
doctor. yaha tabel per jaha mere rakhey hoi hai.
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sender ehssan
World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
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There are three wonders of a woman
01. Give milk without eating grass
02. Get wet without water
03. Bleed for a week without going to die
-----Ferarry Pothik
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
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Smshava.blogspot.com
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women
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Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto
ke samne chaddi mat utarna.
Basanti: Viru dar mat maine
chaddi pahni hi nahi hai...
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sender aadi
w-who
i-is
f- for
e- enjoyment
and husband mean
h-how
u- u
s- serve
b- batter
a- and
n- nice
d- darling
---sender saqi
Smshava.blogspot.com
