Funny College Quotes

Funny College Quotes
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt

The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Albert Einstein

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert Frost

The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.
Plato

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income -- which he then spends sending his son to college.
Bill Vaughn

If you feel that you have both feet planted on solid ground, then the university has failed you.
Robert Gohen

The chief value in going to college is that it's the only way to learn it really doesn't matter.
George Edwin Howes

The freshmen bring a little knowledge in and the seniors take none out, so it accumulates through the years.
A. Lawrence Lowell

A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.
Tom Masson