Sunday, February 3, 2008

Here are some of the cute quotes

Here are some of the cute quotes :

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's a basic spelling that every woman should know.
Jeanne Bourgeois

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
George Burns

The shell must break before the bird can fly.
Tennyson

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
H. Jackson Brown Jr

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

Never underestimate the value of doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.
Winnie The Pooh

The world is but a canvas to the imagination.
Henry David Thoreau

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
Erica Jong

I can last two months on a good compliment.
Mark Twain

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer Simpson

When your heart speaks, take good notes.
Judith Cambell

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles Schultz

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
Joan Rivers

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Mahatma Gandhi

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Dr. Seuss

An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.
Washington Irving

There is always some frivolity in excellent minds, they have wings to rise, but also stray.
Joseph Joubert

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Winston Churchill

Music is the shorthand of emotion.
Leo Tolstoy

It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to love someone, but a lifetime to forget someone.
Anonymous

Happiness is not a goal, but a way of life.
Anonymous

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
George Globol

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
Elizabeth Foley

Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
Eric Golnik

In the end, it doesn't matter how many breaths you take, but how many moments took your breath away.
Anonymous

Life must be lived as play.
Plato

Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
Freddie Mercury

They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
Andy Warhol

Dreams are illustrations... from the book your soul is writing about you.
Marsha Norman

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Beverly Sills

When the world says, "Give up,"
Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
Author Unknown

You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created.
Albert Einstein

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
Linus Pauling

Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said.
Mark Twain

The difference between try and triumph is a little umph.
Author Unknown

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
Abigail Van Buren

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Voltaire

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Roman Gary

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Don Herold

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
Langston Hughes

Vision is the art of seeing the invisible.
Jonathan Swift

Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others, cannot keep it from themselves.
James M. Barrie

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
Les Brown

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.
Umberto Eco

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot

There is this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means; draw it all out, and hold him to it.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Fredrich

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
Winnie The Pooh

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
David Barry

I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.
Samuel Johnson


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Some of the most famous inspirational quotes are :

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.
Robert Collier

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.
Shakespeare

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
Albert Einstein

Every artist was first an amateur.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

No great man ever complains of want of opportunities.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inspiration and genius--one and the same.
Victor Hugo

The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.
Frank Loyd Wright

A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience.
Elbert Hubbard

There is only one success--to be able to spend your life in your own way.
Christopher Morley

To find what you seek in the road of life,
the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Leave no stone unturned."
Edward Bulwer Lytton

If at first you don't succeed, then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
W.C. Fields

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure--which is:
Try to please everybody.
Herbert Bayard Swope

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.
Josh Billings

The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.
Earl of Beaconsfield

Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving.
Dennis Waitley

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
Albert Einstein

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be.
Now put foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau

If you would create something,
you must be something.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.
Thomas Jefferson

First say to yourself what you would be;
and then do what you have to do.
Epictetus

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory.
Cicero

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom.
Euripides

Men do less than they ought,
unless they do all they can.
Thomas Carlyle

Let thy words be few.
Ecclesiastes 5:2 from Words of Wisdom

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.
Leon J. Suenes

The power of imagination makes us infinite.
John Muir

They can because they think they can.
Virgil

The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack in will.
Vince Lombardi

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.
Evan Esar

Impatience never commanded success.
Edwin H. Chapin



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The best funny quotes and quotations are :

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
Billy Connoly

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere."
David Frost

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
Ray Romano

This 3-year-old kid is home alone, and a salesman comes to the door. The kid answers, and he’s got a porno in one hand, a cigar in one hand and a bottle of J.D. The salesman goes, “Hi, little boy, are your parents home?” The kid goes, “What the f**k do you think?”
Avril Lavigne

In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere."
David Frost

Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe

My parents used to take me to Lewis' department store in Glasgow. They were skinflints, they used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was the zoo.
Billy Connolly

The only difference between a Britney Spears video and a spread in Playboy is at least the centerfolds know they can't sing.
Bono

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.
Dolly Parton

Congratulations to Wayne Rooney. He scored three times on Tuesday. He hasn't done that since he crashed a pensioners' bingo night.
Jonathan Ross

John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike
Sam Kinison

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
Dick Van Dyke

My name is Raquel Welch. I am here for Visual Effects. And I have two of them.
Raquel Welch

I've been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career.
Martina Navratilova

Shania 'Oh I must remember to buy some mutton' Twain once performed at the Nobel Prize Peace Concert with Elton John and Phil Collins. You probably remember that year. They had to wrestle a Stanley knife off Nelson Mandela.
Mark Lamarr

I don't plan to grow old gracefully I plan to have face lifts till my ears meet.
Rita Rudner

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Shelley Winters

When I'm really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn't look at me, he's probably gay.
Kathleen Turner

They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can...if you hit them in the goolies with a cricketbat for fourteen hours.
Jo Brand

The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country. The study has a margin of error of 100 percent.
Conan OBrien

I haven't had any experience with UFO's, but paranormal life seems to be all around me...I grew up on the lower east side of New York.
David Duchovny

I've got a phone, answer machine, TV set, computer, hand grenade - everything you need to run a business in Los Angeles.
Ice T

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
Ray Romano

My parents used to take me to Lewis' department store in Glasgow. They were skinflints, they used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was the zoo.
Billy Connolly

Jim Cameron and I have just decided we're going to do another Terminator. The title will be The Sperminator: I'll Come Again.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.
Dick Van Dyke

I look at going to Hollywood as going behind enemy lines. You parachute in, set up the explosion, then fly out before it goes off.
Robert Redford

Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.
Johnny Depp

Russia's a little bit like a critically ill patient. Every day you have to get up and take the pulse and hope that nothing catastrophic happened the night before.
Condoleeza Rice

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.
Dolly Parton

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
Billy Connoly



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Some of the famous quotes are :

Act in the valley so that you need not fear those who stand on the hill.
Danish proverb

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
Samuel Butler

If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing.
W. Edwards Deming

It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do, and THEN do your best.
W. Edwards Deming

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does.
No man or woman who tries to pursue an ideal in his or her own way is without enemies.
Daisy Bates

Andrew Carnegie A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer.
Dean Acheson

All my life I've wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner/Lily Tomlin

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going.
Christopher Darlington Morley

About being oneself If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over.
Yiddish proverb

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.
Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names.
Chinese proverb

Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
Niels Bohr

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho Marx

There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it.
Christopher Darlington Morley

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again.
James R. Cook

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
Charles Mingus

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Anatole France

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
Eric Hoffer

When all think alike, no one is thinking very much.
Walter Lippmann

Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Sir James Dewar

We think in generalities, but we live in details.
Alfred North Whitehead

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.
Mark Twain

Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
Henry David Thoreau

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove.
Mark Twain

In any free society, the conflict between social conformity and individual liberty is permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.
Kathleen Norris

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
Ashleigh Brilliant

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.
Harold Coffin

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
George Burns

Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain

It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.
Voltaire

To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.
Olin Miller

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
Mark Twain

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own.
Chinese proverb

I will not condemn you for what you did yesterday, if you do it right today.
Sheldon S. Maye

We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks, but by his actions.
Isaac Bashevis

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact.
George Eliot

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
Voltaire

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Groucho Marx

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read.
Mark Twain

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Mark Twain

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost

Of those who say nothing, few are silent.
Thomas Neill

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
Plato

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Life Quotes are the ones that describe the most actual and the most effective form of existence of a particular thing or a being in this world. Life quotes are the citations of particular instances of lives of some eminent philosophers of the world. These writers share some of the most memorable events of their lives and some of their real life experiences.

The wine of life keeps oozing drop by drop. The leaves of life keep falling one by one.
Omar Khyyam

Death and taxes and childbirth. There's never any convenient time for any of them.
Margaret Mitchell

The first hundred years are the hardest.
William Mizner

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Brendan Gill

Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect.
Chief Seattle

The real malady is fear of life, not of death.
Naguib Mahfouz

Beginnings are often scary, endings are often sad, but it's the middle that counts. You should remember that when you find yourself at the beginning.
Steven Rogers

Sound, sound the clarion, fill the fife! Throughout the sensual world proclaim, One crowded hour of glorious life Is worth an age without a name.
Thomas Osbert Mordaunt

With aching hands and bleeding feet We dig and heap, lay stone on stone; We bear the burden and the heat Of the long day, and wish 'twere done. Not till the hours of light return All we have built as we discern.
Matthew Arnold

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel.
Malcom Muggeridge

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Christopher Morley

We are the voices of the wandering wind, Which moan for rest and rest can never find; Lo! as the wind is so is mortal life, A moan, a sigh, a sob, a storm, a strife.
Edwin Arnold

A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.
Anonymous

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation.
Donald Trump

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
Alfred Hitchcock

This strange disease of modern life, With its sick hurry, its divided aims.
Matthew Arnold

The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
Dick Werthimer

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.
Edna St. Vincent Millay

Life is just one damned thing after another.
Elbert Hubbard

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.
Edna St Vincent Millay

The life that conquers is the life that moves with a steady resolution and persistence toward a predetermined goal. Those who succeed are those who have thoroughly learned the immense importance of plan in life, and the tragic brevity of time.
W.J. Davison

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Fran Lebowitz

Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
Henry J. Tillman

The Answer to the Great Question Of . . . Life, the Universe and Everything . . . [is] Forty-two.
Douglas Adams

Ofttimes the test of courage becomes rather to live than to die.
Vittorio Alfieri

We are here on earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I do not know.
Matthew Arnold

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Isaac Asimov

Life is a long lesson in humility.
James M. Barrie

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
John Lennon

The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold them in the right scale of values.
Norman Thomas

Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
Oscar Wilde

Start living now. Stop saving the good china for that special occasion. Stop withholding your love until that special person materializes. Every day you are alive is a special occasion. Every minute, every breath, is a gift from God.
Mary Manin Morrissey

You've got to sing like you don't need the money, love like you'll never get hurt. You've got to dance like no one is watching. It's gotta come from the heart, if you want it to work.
Susannah Clark

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Hans Christian Andersen

Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Peter De Vries

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Robert Heinlein

Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.
Wally 'Famous' Amos

Life is an uncharted ocean. The cautious mariner must needs take Many soundings ere he conduct his barque to port in safety.
Author Unknown

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.
Diane Ackerman

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
William Goldman

Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse.
Author Unknown

Life's but a span, or a tale, or a word, That in a trice, or suddaine, is rehearsed.
Author Unknown

Life is just a bowl of pits.
Rodney Dangerfield

Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
Samuel Butler

If you will do some deed before you die, Remember not this caravan of death, But have belief that every little breath Will stay with you for an eternity.
Author Unknown

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
Sir Winston Churchill

I know not if the dark or bright Shall be by lot; If that wherein my hopes delight Be best or not.
Henry Alford

The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring.
Oscar Wilde

They live that they may eat, but he himself [Socrates] eats that he may live.
Matthew Arnold

Let us live then, and be glad While young life's before us After youthful pastime had, After old age had and sad, Earth will slumber over us.
Author Unknown

Simplicity, clarity, singleness: these are the attributes that give our lives power and vividness and joy.
Richard Halloway

Life, which all creatures love and strive to keep Wonderful, dear and pleasant unto each, Even to the meanest; yea, a boon to all Where pity is, for pity makes the world Soft to the weak and noble for the strong.
Edwin Arnold

Every man's life is a fairy-tale written by God's fingers.
Hans Christian Andersen

The unexamined life is not worth living.
Socrates

Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
Thornton Wilder

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Truman Capote

We come and we cry, and that is life; we yawn and we depart, and that is death!
Ausone de Chancel

There is a cropping-time in the races of men, as in the fruits of the field; and sometimes, if the stock be good, there springs up for a time a succession of splendid men; and then comes a period of barrenness.
Aristotle

Saw life steadily and saw it whole.
Matthew Arnold

If you are not the lead sled dog, the world looks pretty much the same every day.
Anonymous

As a mortal, thou must nourish each of two forebodings--that tomorrow's sunlight will be the last that thou shalt see; and that for fifty years wilt live out thy life in ample wealth.
Ausone de Chancel

The World's a bubble, and the Life of Man less than a span: In his conception wretched, from the womb so to the tomb. Curst from his cradle, and brought up to years with cares and fears. Who then to frail mortality shall trust, But limns the water, or but writes in dust.
Francis Bacon

Life is just part of the big picture.
Alyson Goff

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
Hans Christian Andersen

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Matthew Arnold


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Movie Quotes Pages: 1 2
Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I walked out they were showing another on the back wall.
-- Chris Rock
What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean?
A good start...
-- Danny DeVito (The War of the Roses, 1989)
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
-- Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry, 1971)
Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
-- Madeleine Kahn (from the film Clue - 1985 - Jonathan Lynn, John Landis)
I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
-- Clint Eastwood (from Pink Cadillac, 1989 - John Eskow)
Drama is life with the dull bits left out.
-- Alfred Hitchcock
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
-- Alfred Hitchcock
A film is never really any good unless the camera is an eye in the head of a poet.
-- Orson Welles
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see another movie I want to make.
-- Steven Spielberg

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This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.
-- Clint Eastwood
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
-- Alfred Hitchcock
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
-- Bob Hope

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life quotes

Then He said to His disciples, "Therefore I say to you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat; nor about the body, what you will put on.

Lu 12:22





Life is more than food, and the body is more than clothing.

Lu 12:23





The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.

Paul Valery







Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.

Faith Baldwin



Little minds are interested in the extraordinary; great minds in the commonplace.

Elbert Hubbard.







Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your silf-confidence.

Robert Frost.





Summer afternoon - summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.

Henry James.







A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

O. Henry.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow.

Latin.







We break up life into little bits and fritter them away.

Latin.







It is easy to live - hard to die.

Yiddish.







Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Mark Twain.







It is the superfluous things for which men sweat.

Latin.