Love Quotes

Love Quotes
Love, like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle.
Crystal Middlemas

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Mother Theresa

Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
D.H.Lawrence

The best proof of love is trust.
Joyce Brothers

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves.
John Bulwer

Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Eva Gabor

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Franklin P. Jones

True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending.
K. Knight

We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another.
Luciano de Crescenzo

The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings.
Buddha

Friendship Quotes

Friendship Quotes
Sometimes i want to shout to the whole world how lucky i am to have you as my friend but sometimes i want to hush...afraid that somebody might take you away from me.
Anonymous

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
Aristotle

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
Abraham Lincoln

Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness.
Lois L. Kaufman

Friendship doubles our joy and divides our grief.
Swedish proverb

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit.
Aristotle

A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother.
Homer

The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
Henry David Thoreau

Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.
Czech. Proverb

Inspirational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes
No one should negotiate their dreams. Dreams must be free to flee and fly high. No government, no legislature, has a right to limit your dreams. You should never agree to surrender your dreams.
Rev. Jesse Jackson

The future depends on what we do in the present.
Mahatma Gandhi

Inspiration and genius--one and the same.
Victor Hugo

Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings.
Ralph Blum


On Triumph and Defeat
There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
Montaigne,Essays


On Faith and Inspiration
The world has no room for cowards. We must all be ready somehow to toil, to suffer, to die. And yours is not the less noble because no drum beats before you when you go out into your daily battlefields, and no crowds shout about your coming when you return from your daily victory or defeat.
Robert Louis Stevenson

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat...We must find each other.
Mother Teresa

It is possible to provide security against other ills, but as far as death is concerned, we men live in a city without walls.
Epicurus

Healthy children will not fear life if their elders have integrity enough not to fear death.
Erik H. Erikson

There are so many little dyings that it doesn't matter which of them is death.
Kenneth Patchen

Funny Movie Quotes

Funny Movie Quotes

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Airplane!

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet, Space Balls

I know they were just kids...but man we beat the fuck out of them!
Dogma

I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.
Mel Brooks

Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.
Spaceballs

Glue... very powerful stuff.
The Blues Brothers

Funny College Quotes

Funny College Quotes
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt

The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Albert Einstein

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert Frost

The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.
Plato

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income -- which he then spends sending his son to college.
Bill Vaughn

If you feel that you have both feet planted on solid ground, then the university has failed you.
Robert Gohen

The chief value in going to college is that it's the only way to learn it really doesn't matter.
George Edwin Howes

The freshmen bring a little knowledge in and the seniors take none out, so it accumulates through the years.
A. Lawrence Lowell

A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.
Tom Masson

Inspirational quotes

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And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap ... but by the seeds you plant!
-- Robert Louis Stevenson
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science.
-- Albert Einstein
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
-- Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes
The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.
-- Mark Twain
The miracle is this - the more we share, the more we have.
-- Leonard Nimoy
Hope is the dream of the waking man.
-- Aristotle
The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Intelligence Quotes

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I'd rather be called 'Sleazy' than to be identified as intelligent.
-- Phil Donahue
Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
-- Ricky Gervais
We’ve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but don’t know which way to sit on a lavatory.
-- Stephen Fry
I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.
-- Lyndon B Johnson
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
-- Elayne Boosler
He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it.
-- T. S. Eliot (on Henry James)
Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
-- John Alexander Thom
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
-- Mark Twain
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
-- Edgar Wallace
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
-- Unknown
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
-- Bertrand Russell
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
-- Groucho Marx
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
-- Albert Einstein
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
-- Albert Einstein
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
-- Anonymous

Success quotes

Success quotes

Nothing recedes like success.
-- Walter Winchell
Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick
People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
-- Andrew Carnegie
It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do, and THEN do your best.
-- W. Edwards Deming
Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.
-- Alexander Graham Bell
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
-- Winston Churchill
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
-- Albert Einstein
If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
-- Albert Einstein
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
-- Albert Einstein
The road to success is always under construction.
-- Unknown

Computer Quotes

Computer Quotes

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
-- Sam Ewing
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
-- Milton Berle
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke (Clarke's 69th Law, The Odyssey File, 1984)
It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.
-- Al Pacino (Pacino on Digitized Actors/Celebrities - About.com Interview, Simone Premier, 2002)
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
-- Robert Paul
The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
-- Robert Paul
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
-- Edsgar Dijkstra
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
-- Edsgar Dijkstra
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
-- Thomas Watson
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
-- Robert Paul

Albert Einstein Quotes

Albert Einstein Quotes

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.
Human beings, vegetables, or comic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible player.
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -how passionately I hate them!
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

Abraham Lincoln Quotes

Abraham Lincoln Quotes

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few virtues.

Oscar Wilde Quotes

Oscar Wilde Quotes

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
I like talking to a brick wall, it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me.
-- (Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892)
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
-- (The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895)
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
-- (Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892)
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I can resist everything except temptation.
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

Steven Spielberg Quotes

Steven Spielberg Quotes

He reminded me a little of Walt Disney's version of a mad scientist.
-- (on Star Wars Director George Lucas)
The most expensive habit in the world is celluloid, not heroin, and I need a fix every few years.
-- (Time, 1979)
Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?
I dream for a living.
Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see another movie I want to make.
Failure is inevitable. Success is elusive.

Winston Churchill Quotes

Winston Churchill Quotes

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- (replying to Lady Astor's comment 'Sir, you're drunk!')
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

Robin Williams Quotes

Robin Williams Quotes

Spielberg is so powerful he had final cut at his own circumsision.
Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
[Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress]
I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets`
-- (at the 71st Academy Awards)
[on Michael Jackson]
Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord Of The Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species.
Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
-- (from Mork and Mindy)
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.


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Somerset Maugham Quotes

Somerset Maugham Quotes

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Anyone can tell the truth, but only very few of us can make epigrams.
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands ... but English women only hope to find in their butlers.
There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything for myself that I could pay others to do for me.
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.

Bertrand Russell Quotes

Bertrand Russell Quotes

Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
How dare we speak of the laws of chance? Is not chance the antithesis of all law?
Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.
I would never die for my beliefs, because I might be wrong.
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
The degree of one's emotion varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts -- the less you know the hotter you get.
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

George Bernard Shaw Quotes

George Bernard Shaw Quotes

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
Newspapers are unable, seemingly to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization.
Dancing: The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music.
If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they wouldn’t reach any conclusion.
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
Those who can do, those who can't teach.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

Benjamin Franklin Quotes

Benjamin Franklin Quotes
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards