Computer Quotes

Computer Quotes

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
-- Sam Ewing
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
-- Milton Berle
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke (Clarke's 69th Law, The Odyssey File, 1984)
It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.
-- Al Pacino (Pacino on Digitized Actors/Celebrities - About.com Interview, Simone Premier, 2002)
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
-- Robert Paul
The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
-- Robert Paul
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
-- Edsgar Dijkstra
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
-- Edsgar Dijkstra
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
-- Thomas Watson
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
-- Robert Paul